Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.

I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me

by DocturDave January 28, 2016

Dusty cunt

An old, barely-used, dry husk of a vagina. Pray you never encounter one.

Pat exposed her dusty cunt at the senior center and caused the maintenance crew to emerge with their Hoovers.

by spittingzombie September 3, 2018

Dusty Trunk

Having a copious amount of cocaine in and around your nostril following a visit to the toilet to powder your nose

Fucking hell Dan, sort the dusty trunkout before the birds clock you or we get thrown out of here

How’s the hooter looking? Have I got a dusty trunk?That last blast was Keith cheggers

by Mandycat April 15, 2018

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

Musty Dusty

Preferably someone who is dry and stinks

“Oh she a musty dusty hoe”

by dumbdadadumbdumb October 21, 2018

Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 2, 2021