Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).
News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.
by RaguTom January 27, 2011
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Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
by jono@partymansion May 09, 2008
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Karaoke Drive-by

When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.
Last night, I totally have my girlie a karaoke Drive-by, & I ran all the way to Mc Donald's.
by PunkRockGeek March 11, 2017
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Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.
"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."
by Trucker 4 Life February 13, 2010
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Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you
Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over
by Aloushi May 06, 2015
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drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.
I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.
by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014
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