doggie dodge

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.

Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.

by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022

Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.

Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!

by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021

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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

New Out of Date Dodge Ram

a Dodge Ram Made after 2019

This New Out of Date Dodge Ram is for sale for $9.9

by Cober Kai January 5, 2024

Dodges

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces

Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while

by The marvel god September 17, 2022

Dodge

A dodge is a person/s who avoids a challenge or confrontation from another person/s due to fearing the consequences and/ or what may take place during said challenge/ confrontation.

We asked Joe to a two on two game of basketball but he's a dodge so he's not coming to the court.

by Slavokia April 20, 2019

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020