Dana disaster

A clusterfuck where the stock comes but the deal does not

The dana disaster is just one disaster for CVS

by Buff Daddy March 12, 2019

downstairs disaster

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

by jessssssc August 7, 2019

Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.

New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.

by CathayJule April 7, 2021

Beautiful disaster

Unplanned pregnancy

Will my child be the result of a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

Natural Disaster

Your younger sibling.

Sibling: *Destroys your room out of rage*
You to your friend: I had to deal with a natural disaster today.

by SB757 July 30, 2021

Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate America often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Anti-disastablishmentarianism

Don’tfuckwiththechurchifyouwanttoleave-ism

- You know, I don’t understand why people want to leave church.

- That sounds like you support anti-disastablishmentarianism.

by Stopicouldadroppedmahcroissant October 15, 2021