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stalk dialing

1. The act of deliberating calling a person's phone number repeatidly in succession.

2. The disrespecting act of making a nuisance of one's self by continuously dialing a number. As if doing the same thing (dialing) over and over again, will produce a different result.
Why is Allie always stalk dialing people? lf they wanted to talk to her, they would!
by ConcernedInChesapeake November 7, 2011
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Wank-dangling

When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.
Stop wank-dangling, I'm not in the mood!
by tallz July 18, 2012
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Joar/Dingsdingsdings

A word only the infamous WIDMAR uses.

Used when you cannot think of the word you'd like to say.
Defnition=If you don't remember a word, use joar/dingsdingsdings
Hey cuh i just bought some... ahhh Joar halt.. dingsdingsdings
by Iq127 May 24, 2018
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Dead Dialing

Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.
Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.
by Pat Lanagan April 8, 2020
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Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
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Dick dangling

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change
by Dahp1 June 10, 2022
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Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?
Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.
by Dopeflover May 10, 2023
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