Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Merrill Diet

The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.

Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?

Yeah, it keeps me up for days!

by wusspoppinjimbo January 11, 2018

Kuldīgas diet

A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything

Do you want Kuldīgas diet?!?

by DrunkGuyFromLatvia January 14, 2018

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.

I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!

by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017