Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.

"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"

by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017

fanny dicking

Fanny dicking is where a man first gets his dick wet in a cup of cold tea and decides to slowly insert into into the vagina. Once inserted, the girl would then move up and down until he ejaculates. Once ejaculated the man removes his semi erect penis and the girl then licks the cold coffee of of the man's penis and then says, "woah that caffene hit me hard"

Me and my boyfriend decided to try fanny dicking and loved the taste of cold coffee

by JoeM1999 February 26, 2017

Cold dicking

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.

I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"

by Hentai master April 20, 2018

Half-dicking

to masturbate to a not so good porn video and not feeling satisfied

I wasn't satisfied with the nut last night

I was half-dicking

by Bfarab August 24, 2018

Moon Dicking

The act of camping or playing stupidly while playing first person shooters.

I just got downed in the back, they’re moon dicking pretty hard back there.

by Obiggiebigo November 5, 2021

dicking around

Rubbing ones penis on things.

Bob was dicking around the room.

by Bob October 28, 2003

dirty dicking

The act of repeatedly sticking one's penis in a female's anus.

I was banging Yolanda last night, and we got a little carried away. My shlong slipped out of her kooch and into her browneye. I was dirty dicking her, and it felt pretty damn good.

by Jocko Johnson June 15, 2004