photo diarrhea

A condition causing one to email others excessive quantities of one's photos, usually of family and friends.

Example: "My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures he took of the kids this afternoon -- he has photo diarrhea!"

My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures, about his afternoon with the kids -- he has photo diarrhea.

by Vortex4 September 28, 2015

religious diarrhea

Religious religious words squirted verbally into unsuspecting ears diarrhea.
E.g. "Thou shalt not purify thy feet with the blood of camel farts.", Diplodocus 13:42

Not to be confused with science. Lower case "s" for science. Because humility.

RELIGION!!!!
In towering 50 mile high flaming indigo lettters.. because, umm... humility?!?

I prefer my priest's religious diarrhea to the religious diarrhea of my rabbis, my imams, my shamans, my monks, my elders, my eclesiastics, my divines, my whatchemaclastics, you know - the whole bunch...

by DexTract November 1, 2018

bloody diarrhea

Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,

You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.

i'm having bloody diarrhea!1!!!11!!11!1!1

by such funny June 28, 2018

Diarrhea Breath

An insult used against someone who has bad breath.

"Hey Mr. Poopnose you have Diarrhea breath, go brush your teeth"

by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019