Deer

An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.

Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector

A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.

The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.

Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.

Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?

Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?

Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!

by L's and eights July 4, 2009

cue the deer

the moment when something so ridiculous has happened that nothing else can faze you or be weirder. Taken from the Chevy Chase movie "Funny Farm."

"I just saw twenty clowns in wheelchairs rolling down broadway. Cue the deer."

by pea October 12, 2005

deerfuck

what you yell when you see a broken tail light or head light

when i saw a broken tail light i banged my fist on the roof of the car and yelled deerfuck

by People12345 February 9, 2009

Deer Lodge

A once quaint little town in Montana that time has turned into a grungy western slum. Some residents like to flaunt their long time generational legacy, but fail to mention the overwhelming tragedy of that statement. Deer Lodge begins with the lovely McDonald's, home to all high school drop outs, and ends with an abandoned prison that numerous tourists passing through and employees of the museum pretend to care about. Deer Lodge consists of a vibrant variety of lowlifes, from the scummy prison inmates, to the unsavory prison employees, to the trashily clad individuals stumbling among the streets from bar to bar at 2am. The poverty-stricken town is scattered with tasteful mobile homes and poorly maintenanced architecture. The diverse population exists of poor white trash, Cowboys with enormous egos, hypocrites, judgemental pricks, racists, drunken farm boys, ignorant dropouts, unintelligible winers, grammatical failures, potheads, old men who control the town's unchanging atmosphere, and the occasional respectable human being who does not have the resources to gtfo. Entertainment in Deer Lodge consists of getting drunk at the bar, getting drunk at the rodeo, getting drunk at a friend's house, getting drunk in a field, or getting drunk at a bonfire. Dead end careers, self pity, and a feeling of pure despair are plentiful in Deer Lodge. If you are interested in becoming a resident of this near ghost town, I suggest you reconsider immediately.

Mentally deranged person: "Deer Lodge is great. Deer Lodge is a place of opportunity, success, and happiness. Deer Lodge is a paradise."

by Ez4 September 20, 2016

deerfield academy

deerfield academy is your cliché snotty boarding school. They pride themselves on their dry cleaned blazers and ability to “sweep shit under the rug”. For some reason, it’s community likes taking picture in front of this one door on campus. they think they’re groovy when they aren’t, smh.

person A: “deerfield academy is pretty shitty”
person B: “yeah, i heard deerfield academy accepts their male applicants first, then the female”

by ittypity October 9, 2021

Cumback Deer

A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.

Dude that cumback deer stole my wife! And he is back once more!

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009