by anonymous May 21, 2023
Get the Deja mug.I've been in this place before, riding on the streets.... and this is as far as most people get before forgetting the rest.
Me: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Friend: What the fuck Jeff? You don't even know the rest of the song?
Me: ok then you sing it!
Friend: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Me: Bruuuh, you don't even know the rest of the song?
Friend: Fuck off suck my peen
Me: *Furiously googling* And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
...
Friend: ...
Friend: What the fuck Jeff? You don't even know the rest of the song?
Me: ok then you sing it!
Friend: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Me: Bruuuh, you don't even know the rest of the song?
Friend: Fuck off suck my peen
Me: *Furiously googling* And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
...
Friend: ...
by jwooooooooooooooooooooooooonas September 18, 2019
Get the deja vu mug.I glanced at the bowl, only to see that the turd had floated back into the bowl -- a case of deja doo-doo.
by singlow July 10, 2016
Get the deja doo-doo mug.When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
by Diogenetics January 1, 2022
Get the deja-flu mug.The incredulous feeling that is elicited in a person when they are exposed to questionable political statements, especially but not limited to those coming from China and referring to diseases.
"Did you hear the governor's speech on how they got everything under control now?"
"Sure, that was such a Deja Wuhan moment."
"Sure, that was such a Deja Wuhan moment."
by strdn May 7, 2020
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Higher on the street
And you know it’s my time to go!
Calling you!
And the search is a mystery!
Standing on my feet
It’s so hard when I try to be me!
Woah!
Deja Vu!
Higher on the street
And you know it’s my time to go!
Calling you!
And the search is a mystery!
Standing on my feet
It’s so hard when I try to be me!
Woah!
Deja Vu!
by Sanic Yeet January 26, 2020
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