art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place

q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."

by retski May 27, 2022

20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023

reasonable degree

when you're fucking and you cum at a reasonable degree

nice cumshot! came at a reasonable degree.

by jerker god May 31, 2023

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.

Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?

by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024

UConn degree

Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world

Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

3rd Degree Ginsburn

When Ruth Bader Ginsburg absolutely roasts the living hell out of someone to the point that they can’t even respond with a proper comeback

Justice Scalia looks like he uses an IV bag full of bolognese sauce. Oop. That’s a 3rd Degree Ginsburn!!!

by GreatWhite92 October 4, 2023