Deepfried Twinkie

When a man fucks a woman in the ass causing a gaping asshole. The man then shits into the woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to fuck her ass with his shit still inside. The man then fucks the shit until he ejaculates into it. After that the woman shits all of what was in her ass onto the man's dick thus resembling a deepfried twinkie with some of the creamy filling seeping out.

Me and my girlfriend made a Deepfried Twinkie last night, it was fucking sick!

by Twisty Top June 27, 2009

desperate

1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles

by namibe January 20, 2005

desperanto

Desperanto describes a subset of the words of the Urban Dictionary. A word is Desperanto if it has a highly subjective meaning and a very narrow relevance.
To be truly Desperanto, new words and concepts must be idiosyncratic, of limited use, and suggest a close-but-not-quite relationship with an already existing concept...and propably only funny to people in the know.

"Wapanese is a very Desperanto word."
Desperanto is itself a desperanto word, as it resembles both desperado and the language Esperanto...

by Anders H. Nissen June 30, 2006

Desperates

A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.

Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!

by arobine31 May 5, 2011

deperation

A person subcummbed to a dep

Mungchung is a Dep

by RL October 19, 2003

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 4, 2004

Deemer

When something awful happens, which keeps you from having a sexual encounter for your first time, repeatedly. Can also be used to desribe sexual encounters not involved with your first time, but in which you still get so close then something happens preventing it.

"She asked me if I wanted to get head or smoke the bowl first. I said the bowl, so we stepped outside, and the door accidently locked behind us. We spent the rest of the night trying to get in. I never got head...looks like I pulled a Deemer"

by Shaunmark February 13, 2005