deep closet

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).

"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."

by shabbyjohnson August 26, 2011

Deep In The Jungle

A white girl who has had so many black boyfriends that she can't go back.

"Damn, she has only been with black guys."

"Yeah bro, she's pretty deep in the jungle."

by dawg what November 25, 2011

deep crust

crusted shit embedded deeply into the gouche of a very hairy man; typically found on men that sweat alot/play alot of sports

"dude i need to shower, my deep crust is starting to build up"

by frank goldstein December 29, 2013

Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.

Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.

by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014

Deep Hidden Beef

When there is beef between two or more people but this beef is never spoken about.

There is definitely some Deep Hidden Beef between those two.

by jacky g 123 September 24, 2014

Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.

I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

Deep Taco

A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed

Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.

by Gonzo's Nose March 1, 2016