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Danis

Holy shit, Danis. Danis's are fucking amazing. A loving, caring, funny and strong friend. Always there for you, and makes you laugh easily. Extremely outgoing guy and has a lot of friends, but only some are actually close to him. A Danis doesn't change his personality for anyone, this guy is gonna get more bitches than anyone else. Find a Danis and you're set for life.
"Holy shit, Danis is so hot and strong"
by Turim ^^ October 6, 2022
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Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
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danish dog tourture

The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.
Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?

No not yet, but plan too soon.
by Thatguypal2421 December 19, 2022
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Danisya

Literally the prettiest girl.Has the prettiest smile and laugh ever.She may look quiet but in reality she is very funny and caring for the others near her.Always fun to be around,can’t never get bored when you’re with her.She may come off as stubborn sometimes,but that’s her way of joking.Would never leave you if you’re having a tough moment and would actually comfort you in the best way she can.If you have a Danisya in your life keep her forever,she’s worth everything.

Telling you from experience,the Danisya I have in my life is the most gorgeous and loved girl.
Dude did you hear about the new student?

Yeah,I think her name is Danisya?

I can already tell she’s amazing.
by Akiraap April 21, 2023
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Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.
Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!
by Rasbe May 1, 2023
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Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!
by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023
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Chocolate Danish

The act of dipping two fingers in her pooper then directly into the snapper and subsequently forcing her to suck the fingers clean.
I got a blend of cummy shit sauce on my teeth when i made out with that one legged hooker after giving her the old chocolate danish.
by BroskibitieS June 14, 2018
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