A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.
I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.
by r/treefookers February 07, 2024
by daneisthebetterfriend October 19, 2020
by zj0 June 29, 2023
a fucking shit hole with the worst rules if u miss just 2 days of they send a letter about missing school and possible fine. I hope miss ridge fucking dies she is a fat whale and I hate her.
by little bully boo December 02, 2022
When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.
Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger
by Scotty Nice November 05, 2019
by Mussy boys July 19, 2023