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Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
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bass damages

Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.
You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.
by QuacksO November 11, 2020
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Damages!

An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.

Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
<Watching a scene in a horror movie>

<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>

Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?

Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
by Kannudo April 20, 2012
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Lover Damage

Causing damage to someones insides.
Imma give you some lover damage 😏”
by childrapier March 27, 2025
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Emotional Damage

A phrase invented by an actor called "Steven He" and it is describe as said.
by Flamefloat December 13, 2022
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The motion of damage

When you listen to emotional damage for so long that you hear The motion of damage.
The side effects include hearing other words such us emotional damnit or the lotion of damage
I listened to emotional damage for 30 minutes and then, "The motion of damage"
by that one old code August 15, 2022
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Emotional Damage

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemotional damage STEVEN HE thing

mental damage
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE where I from mental heath not invented yet
by MIMMIM May 6, 2022
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