"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damagemug. Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.
You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.
by QuacksO November 11, 2020
Get the bass damagesmug. An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.
Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
<Watching a scene in a horror movie>
<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>
Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?
Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>
Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?
Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
by Kannudo April 20, 2012
Get the Damages!mug. by childrapier March 27, 2025
Get the Lover Damagemug. by Flamefloat December 13, 2022
Get the Emotional Damagemug. When you listen to emotional damage for so long that you hear The motion of damage.
The side effects include hearing other words such us emotional damnit or the lotion of damage
The side effects include hearing other words such us emotional damnit or the lotion of damage
by that one old code August 15, 2022
Get the The motion of damagemug. by MIMMIM May 6, 2022
Get the Emotional Damagemug.