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Teflon Dump 

After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
Teflon Dump by ExitRamp June 4, 2004
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Afgani dump 

when you gotta take a dump so bad that it sounds like a group of Afgani's charging a american military outpost.
bro: i gotta take a Afgani dump!!

me: Bro thats racist....
Afgani dump by nigger block October 26, 2012

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
dumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018

Box Dump 

The act of defecating into another’s rectum.
The route of the phrase originates from prison slang as the act is often used as an initiation or power assertion within the pecking order of inmates.

I box dumped him and he now answers as my bitch.
Box Dump by Jonnieboy February 12, 2008

Hard Drive Dump 

A negative term for a release by an electronic musician, indicating that it is of mediocre quality. The word refers to the fact that many electronic musicians keep unreleased demos on their hard drives, and suggests that a new release is little more than a "dump" of some older, inferior tracks. The accusation is often used in the case of albums that appear to have been released in a hurry, as a stop-gap, or to fulfill a contractual obligation.
When Aphex Twin released the double-album Drukqs in 2001, many critics, noticing the varying quality and uneven sequencing of the release, accused him of putting out a hard drive dump to fulfill contractual obligations with Warp Records. Others hailed it as his masterpiece.
Hard Drive Dump by bocuma January 11, 2008

The Power Dump

You know that feeling when you need to make a trip to the bathroom, and quick? well the power dump is when you poopie it out so fast that it splashes your bottom! thats the power dump
Oh gawd, i gotta make a run, dont expect me out anytime soon, Its The Power Dump!
The Power Dump by blabolabla March 24, 2010

Toxic dump 

The noxious bowel movement experienced after an evening of excessive alcohol consumption.
I suggest wearing a hazmat suit before going into the bathroom because I just took a toxic dump
Toxic dump by Azenger March 29, 2012