Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.

(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."

by blindbutton June 1, 2011

Direct Faggot

Someone who smokes and inhales a cig, cig, cigars, cigarette and cigarettes which is the original meaning and known as a direct faggot.

Girl, I was walking down the street to the richer part of THE DISTRICT shopping mall and restaurants, and this man was smoking and blowing cigarettes in my face like they were going out of style.

I said "excuse me, don't make me no DIRECT FAGGOT NAH' SIR, I don't smoke round here."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

direct from

Redirection via link

He went to the site direct from the home page.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

one direction

a band of 26-28 year old LIARS who claimed and promised they would come back after 18 months, well guess what they didn’t, the 1d fandom is a different breed they ship all the members, larry, ziam , niall horan

person 1: whats ur fav band
me: one direction

person 1: but they broke up
me: I SAID one direction ITS A H I A T U S

by cxddlyniallbby November 26, 2020

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Direct messology

The study of sliding into persons DM's and the first impression of two subjects.

Dmitricus Fields teaches his class Direct Messology to avoid awkward conversations.

by Azazels Autumm October 31, 2021