Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.
He had diarrhea of the mouth. Ernie loves to research everyone and tell everyone about there lives because he has diarrhea of the mouth. He can not help but save everything because he loves to use it when he has a very severe case of diarrhea
by Biglove2 December 9, 2020

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.
Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.
Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.
Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.
by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"
by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text
A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!
B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.
B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.
by Aunto December 29, 2011

Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,
You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.
You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.
by such funny June 28, 2018

by anonymous September 15, 2020

When u stand up and realize that u flooded the entire school with straight loose diarrhea and it covers everything with straight up brown lumpy liquid jeeezzzzzzz
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
