diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

bloody diarrhea

Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,

You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.

i'm having bloody diarrhea!1!!!11!!11!1!1

by such funny June 28, 2018

Flying Diarrhea

basically means poo that flies

also called 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'

Joe: i got da flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo flies LOL

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023

Good Diarrhea

When you're taking a shit and have severe diarrhea but everything comes out in such a fluid motion that it actually feels good to shit

"Having an orgasm is just like having good diarrhea!"

by cucklordmcgee January 1, 2021

sweet diarrhea

The smell of baby poo, after the baby has consumed sweet vegetables like sweet potatoes or yams. Can sometimes have a rainbow sherbet appearance.

The guy in front of me in line at the store smelt like"sweet diarrhea"!

by StinkyVonCrustyBuns November 28, 2014

photo diarrhea

A condition causing one to email others excessive quantities of one's photos, usually of family and friends.

Example: "My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures he took of the kids this afternoon -- he has photo diarrhea!"

My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures, about his afternoon with the kids -- he has photo diarrhea.

by Vortex4 September 28, 2015