Oompa loompa the Desprate cheeto

A lying cheating man desperate for attention and willingly will destroy america for money and is also a whinny sore loser

oompa loompa the desprate cheeto tried to say the election is fraud and caused a riot in the cappitol

by hello im nice January 20, 2021

desperantic

The obvious cross of desperate and frantic. Only to be used to describe the state of a person who just can't get no action.

Man that guy has been rejected 3 times tonight, man he's "Desperantic"

by Lobes April 14, 2005

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Despate

To hate unconditionally

No matter how nice Miss Smith is to our class this coming semester, I will despate her forever.

by Doctorwannaberich January 12, 2017

desaporated

when your friend goes missing or just evaporated into thin air and you cant decide which one happened

Omg that guy just desaporated

by prowlingthetrolls January 11, 2018

Depelated

How one feels when emulating a badass like Johnny Depp while putting on Axe Body spray.

Rudolfo: Dude, I know you're jacked and all, but can you cool it with the Axe?
Peter Gabriel: You 'mirin? I don't care...I'm Depelated AF right now.

by Depelated June 15, 2018

Desperadoedoe

Disambugiation - desperado + doe doe

Some loser criminal whose so desperate they smoke the stem of their meth pipe

"That Tj is such a desperadoedoe just look at him"

by ComePromIse January 3, 2019