Depression

When you or something of no relevence to anyone in the world, has officailly stoped to figure that it or yourself have/has officially fucked your or it's life up.

Guy 1: Man I think that I a in a depression.
Guy 2: How does it feel to be a failure at everything?

by djfreshyfresh March 18, 2009

Depressed

Where you feel you don't need to keep on living anymore and that you will never amount to anything. Please notice how I was using the 'you' because i am describing 'you'. Have a nice life

Random person next to you ' how's your day?'
'pretty depressing' looooooong pause 'just like me because i am depressed!'

by hdekiftrjrerjy July 16, 2018

Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

Depression

Despite common belief, depression is not only feelings of severe despondency and dejection. Depression is the way you feel when your little spider friend jumps into the fan in your room.

Robert: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so young
Michael: I know right
Max: RIP
Robert: *Cries* Why did he have to die like this?!
Michael: It happens to all of us, It is inevitable.
Robert: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random commercial: Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms

by WoWoTo June 24, 2019

Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

DEPRESSION

That every 14 year old girl has

Therapist- you don't have depression
14 yr old girl- Then I will say I have depression

by Jaycharles694 June 10, 2019

depression

If you have depression, you must be cool.

Clara: do you have depression?
Olivia: yeah I listen to Billie Eilish

by depressionequalscool September 24, 2019