David

David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.

Girl: “Wow David is so handsome.”
Boy: “Maybe, but I definitely love his jokes, they’re so funny!”

by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018

David

An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.

Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.

by Flickr mate January 4, 2020

David

David is an idiot.

"Look at David! What an idiot!"

by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020

David

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)

David keeps getting rejected

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

by 5442 April 26, 2019

David

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018

Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022