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David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive
by 5442 April 26, 2019
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David is an idiot.
"Look at David! What an idiot!"
by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020
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An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.
by Flickr mate January 4, 2020
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Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019
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some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|
Fuck you david
by penis dumpling May 8, 2019
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This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed
I will clap you with david
by Thebigboid October 3, 2018
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Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.
by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018
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