Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
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