chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

chinese cupcakes by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006

cupcakkespinksalamipooc

The second best cupcakke remixer next to ranvision and the best yoon stan obvi

“Hey, have you ever heard of cupcakkespinksalamipooc on tiktok?” “No, why?” “So not slay.”

cupcakkespinksalamipooc by Ryujinwithluv June 20, 2022

cupcake move 

When you do something asinine to hit on or impress a person of the opposite sex.

Guy 1: Hey, there's two cupcakes here but I can only eat one. *Winks at girl*

Girl: Yeah, I already have a cupcake. *holds cupcake in her hand*

Guy 2 (thinks): That is SUCH a cupcake move. *Slaps forehead*

cupcake move by Cupcake Move Master April 30, 2010

Cupcake Nectar 

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.

"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."

Cupcake Nectar by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

cupcake job 

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

cupcake job by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Cupcake warrior 

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"

Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

Cupcake warrior by Cap'n crazy pants May 28, 2018

cupcake lord

A beautiful gay cupcake humanoid

I'm a cupcake lord

cupcake lord by I_like_cheez-its June 19, 2018