Compstle

Lazy bum who refuses to work in summer and lives off of benefits

He’s at it again, doing a compstle this summer.

by It’s a scream baby July 25, 2024

cumismatic

a person who possesses special traits that attract, inspire, or fascinate other people in a sticky way

wow did you see how jerimiah was so cumismatic today when speaking to sophie

by femboy3000 January 27, 2024

cumaster

A cumaster is someone that has the ability to control cum like a waterbender

Oh no there's a cumaster run

by Cumaster42069 March 15, 2024

Cumper

A jumper that is worn with cum on it.

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024

Cumper

a knitted garment with cum on it typically with long sleeves, worn over the upper body

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024

cumassaulted

When a stranger walks up to you in public and smears cum in your face.

I can’t believe I got cumassaulted at the park today while minding my own business.

by Ccsl2 June 2, 2024

Cump

cum dump

woah you just made me cump

by elephant daddy December 2, 2024