Cucumbery

Ew

That water is very cucumbery

by PissyPenis February 20, 2019

cucumberdogged

When you try and scare a cat with a cucumber but a dog eats it.

YOWIE WOWIE, you've just been CUCUMBERDOGGED!

by YowieWowieTheMassiveMuscleMan May 17, 2019

Cucumberia

A venereal disease contracted by masturbating with a cucumber.

Kyra totally got Cucumberia from masturbating with a Spanish Cucumber last night.

by GhettoBaby69 January 3, 2011

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅

Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Cucumbear

A bear made entirely out of cucumbers, very rare to see unless under the influence of highly mind altering substances whilst watching a nature documentary or Yogi Bear. Could also be a possible character in future episode of adventure time.

Guy 1: Dude, do you see that Cucumbear over there man that's so meta!
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up jerk off you know they're not real, you must be trippin some serious balls right now
Guy 1:How do you trip balls?
Guy 2: ...Idiot

by Brunstwig February 24, 2013

Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

by M.Urbany November 22, 2011

Cucumberry

Cucumberry: is taken from the phrase cool as a cucumber, it is used in relation to anything cool.

Mate, you are well cucumberry

by Leigh Easthope October 5, 2008