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tom cruise

4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:

1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)

2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.

3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).

Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night

James: Which one?

Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.

James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!

Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
by Jim Birtwisle February 5, 2008
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tom cruise

The funny, crazy, sexy, weird, dorky, young looking, famous, to die for actor. People want to stab the living shit out of him, mostly people who never even met him,
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."

"Your point?"

"He's a fucking weirdo."

"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Fuck you."

"No way."
by lemmexeatxdaxfishy!! March 24, 2007
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Cruise Missile

A "cruise missile is a fat joint, blunt, spliff, hogleg. A very potent strain of marijuana has been named after the insane actor. If you smoke a cruise missle you will get stupid high just like Tom.
I was laughing like a manic after we smoked a cruise missile.
by DanTX April 8, 2008
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Tom Cruise'd

When a "friend" of yours does everything in their power to make you look like an absolute tool in front of a good looking woman and in the process make themselves look like"Tom Cruise".
"Hey man did you hook up with that bird the other night?"
"No dude, Wayno totally Tom Cruise'd me with his comment about my rash!"
by elstevolondon January 12, 2010
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Mexi Cruiser

A shitty 90's car or truck driven by a mexican that has lowered suspension, an obnoxiously loud muffler, shitty chrome painted plastic parts, shitty chrome rims, a hood scoop, a wing on the back end, and an assortment of performance decals.
Wow that '94 Honda Civic that is falling apart, loud as hell, chromed out, and lowered is sure a Mexi Cruiser.
by saintsfan1313 December 28, 2009
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alaskan cruise

The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.
Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"
by antbugz February 14, 2014
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Cruise Marry Shag

Game Played On Gavin & Stacey

Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.
Cruise Marry Shag Example

Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis

Cruise;Tom Cruise
Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron
by Spotted Dick 500 August 3, 2011
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