4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
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"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
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"Fuck you."
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Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.
Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.
Cruise Marry Shag Example
Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis
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Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron
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Shag; Zac Efron
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