A choozer is generally someone in the process of selecting, comparing, and choosing a product before it's purchase and subsequent use.
Most commonly used in reference to the UK mobile phone and motor car comparison site, www.choozer.co.uk
Most commonly used in reference to the UK mobile phone and motor car comparison site, www.choozer.co.uk
by arbexo November 24, 2011
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A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012
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Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh
by limp_pimp February 9, 2014
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by The Crookster July 28, 2016
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White&brown brown&black also make croofters.
White&brown brown&black also make croofters.
by E-Niji Rhoot July 19, 2017
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“what a fucking croog.”
“omg he is the biggest croog around here”
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“omg he is the biggest croog around here”
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