Clive

When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.

Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"

Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"

by BabyMuffin July 25, 2011

Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

by angeleux November 9, 2013

Clive Diffing

(1) "Clive Diffing" is a misspelling of "Cliff Diving" by drunken hockey fans in an internet chatroom or message board. (2) 1950's English actor.

After a few Mooseheads, the phrase, "I hate those Cliff Diving bandwagon fans," becomes "I hit those Clive Diffing assholes."

by Jacketfan March 23, 2011

Chivey

A food that contains a great deal of chives.

I like my twice baked potatoes extra buttery and chivey.

by Anastasia13 February 21, 2014

Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

criders

A place where men are men, and the sheep are scared.

The only things you need in Criders are Velcro gloves and tall rubber boots. ;)

by biscuit_ehhh July 6, 2009

french cries

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny

Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger

by T-Money April 1, 2005