Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 28, 2023
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split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 09, 2020
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Buffalo creampie

The act of hog tying a female during intercourse and pouring buffalo sauce all over her, you, and two others; then jizzing in all of her holes.
Person 1: Yo dude, did you have fun last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, I can’t believe she let us Buffalo Creampie her!
by Durk December 03, 2023
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Reverse Creampie

When a woman carrying semen inside her vagina from a recent creampie has intercourse with another men and his penis gets covered in that semen.
I ain't having an orgie with my homies. I hate to get reverse creampied by the hoe who fucked my brother.
by GreekYoghurt69 April 05, 2023
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cadbury creampie

when a girl shits as you creampie here
by Lord Asteroth February 18, 2018
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The Pieface CreamPie

The act of ejaculating an excessive amount of semen into a womans vagina while shes laid down, spaying whipped cream on top, setting up your face directly in front of it, and having your friend give her a good ol' Macho Man Elbow Drop™ off of the bed
George: Bro! Shit was bonkers last night! She got so drunk she let me and Seth give her The Pieface CreamPie!

Stan: What
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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