Kramer, Cosmo

The only man in the world who has to hide from all N****.

I know how hard it is to hide from Two N****, but can you imagine?

No N****... No N****.... OH JESUS!

--Katt Williams on Kramer, Cosmo

by The Restless October 9, 2008

cosmic food

any food other than broccoli.

"Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Cosmic Pope

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die

that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

cosmic power

After performing a silver surfer the man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.

My girlfriend broke up with my after I used my cosmic power.

by Lukas Lunacy October 8, 2007

cosmetically challenged

Used to describe someone who has done one or more of the following:
1. Stabbed themselves in the eye with makeup tools more than once
2. Accidentally used blush as eyeshadow
3. Completed one eye, and then given up

Wow, did you see Kaley's face? She is definitely cosmetically challenged.

by Ravem March 14, 2016

cosmic babe

An attractive person, usually female, who uses psychedelics, other hallucinogenics, and/or other festival drugs.

"The person I bought shrooms from was a total Cosmic babe"

Brad: "I think I saw that girl drop some acid"
Natalie: "Wow, What a cosmic babe"

by durgmuffin October 2, 2019

cosmixmaster

A person with no life who likes to pretend he's witty by calling people gay a whole bunch and believes that Movie Comics is actually a good comic. In other words, a total and absolute blithering moron.

Cosmixmaster is dumb.

by Cletus June 15, 2003