Constictuary

The "about" page for any book or sheet of information

I looked at the constictuary of chapter 1 , it said they all died

by Fred Frisson January 22, 2022

Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Constancy

Tyler for consistency

Constancy is key to ice cream and condemnation.

by Weirdbeerd May 30, 2023

constandinos

Constandinos is a guy who always has tomato based food and yoghurt resting on the side of the lip

Stop being a constandinos and wipe off that bulgar wheat off of your face

by afriksylandi August 8, 2024

Constafat

The state of being perpetually obese, often despite a person's efforts to lose weight.

Have you seen Kyle at the gym? He is always on the treadmill

Yeah he is. I do not know why though, it never helps him lose weight. He is constafat

Oh yeah good point.

by 2plastro August 20, 2024

Constitarded

When you are constipated and retarded at the same time.

Steve- Dude, that dumbass Jeff has been on the shitter for an hour now

George- Yeah man, he’s totally constitarded.

by Constitard February 10, 2024

constanza

a term used to describe or name someone that is extremly homosexual or someone that likes men

" wow constanza reallys like fucking dudes "
" i saw constanza walking into a motel with 4 big buff black men "

by saarge12123 October 8, 2024