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Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.
Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).
by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.
Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!
by bigolfan February 26, 2011
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Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.
Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.
by Amberly White January 15, 2015
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portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time
I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend
by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017
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Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.
Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.
by The One and Only Count September 24, 2018
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