Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

by Ju_C December 20, 2009

Non-Computer Lingo-ey

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much

Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.

by Dr. Richard Cheese January 23, 2011

Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020

Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Fortnite Competitive

The good part of fortnite. the part which is dominated by a young audience but they have immense skill both in game and in real life such as Bl hen's ability to sing , tayson's ability to focus , mongraal's ability to be funny , benjy's weight loss journey and mandrin who has a literal iq of 180 .

Person 1: bro I'm a goat at fortnite
Person 2: So ur like ninja? eww get a life kid

Person 1: bro no. I actually play fortnite competitive . It takes alot of skill and dedication. I have earnings from tournaments and I make more than u with your dying minecraft channel.

by Mandrin0 March 2, 2022