Cobblepotted

When spammed with party invites and messages by a single person for no reason.

Jerry sure Cobblepotted us today.

by Jdkslrif March 29, 2021

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021

cobblestoneboat

a hot and sexy man who gets women and womens and is famous and was mentiond by pewdiepie and is gay

cobblestoneboat is sexy

by cobblestoneboat August 18, 2021

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

cobblex

Someone who can really eat shit like you have no idea.

One who gobbles cobblestone and shit.

Aragorn: "Oh my god, my friend is such a cobblex."
Jennefer: "Ken, right? Oh my god, he can so eat shit."

by Jefferious February 28, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022