Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
Get the fucking clownmug. 1. any race or competition that's more of a comedy than a real test of speed or endurance 2. Homo Sapiens
1. While watching the NASCAR vehicles making left turns all afternoon on TV as well as viewing the weekend freeway action through the window; I realized they were both clown races.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.
by jim christ February 2, 2009
Get the clown racemug. When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
by webgoat August 14, 2012
Get the time clownmug. My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.
by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020
Get the Clown Husbandrymug. During anal intercourse in doggy style the man reaches around to the woman's face, sticks his index fingers in her mouth and forces her to smile.
Variations:
If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.
Variations:
If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.
Dude what was with Jess's face last night it was covered in whip cream.
Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!
Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!
by Ronogrinn June 9, 2014
Get the Sneaky Clownmug. ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003
Get the Ass clownmug. A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.
Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"
Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."
Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"
Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."
Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"
by Lex Logic April 25, 2019
Get the Clown Nosemug.