Cluster Fuck

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.

Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck

by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010

Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

cluster bunny

A computer science student who spends most of his time working, eating, talking, sleeping, hanging out, licking his girlfriend, stinking, and generally being a big nerd in his school's computer cluster.

Person 1: "That gross kid is always in front of that computer."
Person 2: "I know, he's such a cluster bunny."

by Huskey Balls May 4, 2006

clusterfuck

a situation in which things have been botched either repeatedly, or by numerous people

He started this clusterfuck, I'm just trying to save my ass.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

by Serran December 28, 2005

clatter

This word has various meanings, it can mean to bang, both have sex and actually hit off someone ' i clattered into this young one last night '
It can also mean an unruly mob 'a clatter of young fella's'
It can also mean rough ' I clatter fucked that yoke last night'
It is also a type of divine burger ' pass me that clatter burger please'

I drank a clatter of beer then clattered into some lads after which I clatter fucked some bird and then we both ate some clatter burgers.

by Tony Zako February 7, 2007

closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006