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clastard

A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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Clatch

A pretty girl you've been waiting to meet the whole day.
That Clatch is looking fine!
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Clatch

A Classy Catch; A Cool chill girl (-word created by Fouseytube a.k.a Yousef erakat
Dang bro she's a real clatch
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Clat

Spread Your Clat
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claptitude

A measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10
Your claptitude is off the scale my friend
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Clat

Oh clat. I’m not paying you your bills.
by Haddle clat March 12, 2018
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Clapturbate

Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.
I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.
by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018
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