Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes
by filmguy619 August 7, 2010
Get the cigarette mug.Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"
*walks down street*
"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
*walks down street*
"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
by the awful truth July 1, 2008
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by Call me ZG August 25, 2013
Get the Cigarette mug.After having sex until once o'clock in the morning, my gf and i will go to (appropriately called) In n Out Burger. the Best burger in LA. We call it, the cigarette of burgers.
by calif_wordsmythe April 28, 2011
Get the cigarette of burgers mug.A cigarette is what is smoked by either retarded people or by people who think they're cool or badass because they saw some thugs smoking in movies. However, they do provide evidence for natural selection, as those intelligent enough will not smoke while the rest will... well, kill himself like an idiot.
"Dude, I smoke like 40 cigarettes a day, I'm almost as cool as that one guy that I've seen in this old movie about cops"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
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Get the cigarette mug.The Breakfast Cigarette is when you wake up & you smoke a cigarette instead of eating breakfast and it curbs your hunger until lunch.
The other day, i had to run out of my house for work in the morning and i didnt have time so i had a Breakfast Cigarette.... Yum.
by The Breakfast Cigarette Master January 16, 2012
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