church hopping

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's
the smiths were seriously into church hopping
by michael foolsley December 01, 2009
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Church of the Fonz

A new religion to worship the fonz from the show Happy Days! :)) peter griffin is the ministor
Today I learned about potsie and the tuscaderos in the church of the fonz
by dkfhsdihgsi June 05, 2010
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God Church

Jake Paul's word for 'in demand'. Heard at his song, It's EveryDay Bro.
I just dropped some merch, and it's selling like a God Church.
by City of England June 19, 2017
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Church Job

Church Job - n. - refers to a blow job performed in close proximity to a church or chapel. To become a true "cj" (church job for short), the person receiving the blow job must be in a relationship with a different male or female than that who is performing the act of oral sex. You get bonus props for getting a "cj" if your cheating on a Korean girl, who is nicer and more innocent than anyone you can imagine.
Damn man, I can't believe you got another church job tonight, thats dope!
by Super Sq October 06, 2009
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Porn a church

Where one of more people glue pornagraphic photos to a church and some times along with comdoms ect. and sometimes dump comdoms in the church yard.
by Deep blue 2012 July 09, 2010
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charlotte church

Gorgeous but controversial Welsh singer, comedian and tv presenter. She is very outspoken, to the point of either rude or hilarious, depending on how easily offended you are. Charlotte's curves are bringing sexy back!
you're as crude as charlotte church!
by crazy chick January 03, 2007
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Charlotte Church

Used as a substitute phrase for camel toe, after a picture of her came to press of her in about '03 with the biggest camel toe probably ever witnessed
Woah, holy camoly that hoe's got such a big Charlotte Church you can pratically see her pubic hairs!

"Oh no, Chardonnay do I have a Charlotte Church in these JuicyCouture velour tracksuit bottoms?"
"Of course not, Priscilla!"
by Christineeey September 08, 2007
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