chud

baller

dude he is such a chud

by not peanut February 22, 2026

FF Chud

Short for 'fat fucking chud'.
Pronounced (Eff-Eff)

Can be used in many different ways to describe either you, or someone else.

John "I can't make it to the gym man I'm sorry beuh"
Calin "what?"
John "I'm such an ff chud"

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John "Richard is such an ff chud bro"
Calin "Yeah hes chudding out fr"

by CrapperCrane February 22, 2026

Chud’s Law

Nothing ever happens.

Especially if its in a third world country. then super nothing happens.

Chud’s Law dictates that (semi-relevant current event) will not have any consequences.

by hababi February 23, 2026

Chud

Someone who has little to no control over their life decisions, being easily swayed to do things because of their instant gratification, whilst not upholding any will for self improvement.

Person 1: Lowkey just spent the night eating pizza and rolling for the Genshin Impact character I wanted, whole ordeal costed me like 300 dollars. Then I lowkey js jerked it to Loli Hentai and went to bed.

Person 2: ...

Person 1: ...Im such a fat fucking chud aren't I?

by Pogma1 February 23, 2026

Chud Sludge

Chud Sludge is a colloquial perjorative term that refers to food that is either commonly touted by Chuds to be “healthy” such as whole raw milk, red meat, and unwashed vegetables, or it can be analogous to Goyslop or the like. It generally is used in reference to heavily processed and refined food made on an industrial scale for consumption by obese individuals.

Jeremy was shocked by the supermarket’s endless rows of absolute chud sludge for the masses.

Nutritionist and Board-certified Dietician Dr. Sheinberg advised against the consumption and ingestion of chud sludge given its detrimental health effects.

by bayharborfartsmella February 26, 2026