chuck norris

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Chuck a Norris

To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.

"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"

by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 28, 2008

Chuck Norris boy is cool

Noah is chuck Norris bitch!!

chuck Norris boy is cool

by Big boi dad November 14, 2018

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

chuck a norris

"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.

"I'm going to go chuck a norris. Anybody know where the plunger went?"

by ChuckedTheNorris June 2, 2007

Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

by Poundface February 5, 2010