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chonce

My teacher told me she would fail me if I didn't serve a detention today. How chonce is that?
by D-res July 2, 2005
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values and choices

The stupid name for sex ed that 'tries' to trick teens into thinking it's not about sex. when it really actually is.
Teacher:Okay class, we're going to start values and choices today!
Student:Isn't that another name for sex ed?
Teacher: NO!
by Tayho December 12, 2008
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Chice

a delicious derivitve of chilly usually hormel mixed with short grained rice to form a delectible jumbalia textured food. chice is usually served with a side of crakers or toast
Man I Got This Chili And This Rice Nigga. What Should I do........ Nigga Mix That Up We Finna Make Some Chice.
by Darryn Joseph February 29, 2008
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choices email

An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".

The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"

Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:

1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment

2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails

Scenario #1:

Email title: Choices

Body:

Tank

The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.

What's up?


Scenario #2

Email Title: Choices

Body:

Admiral Halsey

The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
by RoundupReady August 22, 2008
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chiceh

Look at the juggs on that chiceh
by siguy12345 March 11, 2009
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choiker

he choikered
by kickback459 February 4, 2019
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Chonice

Chonice is a black girl but her personality brings white a annoying bossy ass white bitch that had a musty cat when she was younger and died in the street and she ‘s ethier a Sagittarius or a pisces that have family problems and low key broke and have anger issues
Chonice your a weird white girl
by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021
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