Juba Challenge

You are driving a car.
You stop at a red light.
There is another driver also stopped on the opposite side of the intersection.
The light turns green.
QUICK!
Turn left in front of that other car.
Do not indicate.
You may be drinking.

We're late for soccer practice. Quick, take the Juba Challenge before that asshole comes our way.

It's 1980 and you want to go to the Flats from Superior Ave in Cleveland, headed east. At West 4th, the asshole starting across the intersection because the light has turned green thinks he can make it across before you dash left right in front of him to get to the flats. JUBA CHALLENGE! Hah! Showed you.

by Juba, of course December 9, 2012

Stop Calling Me A Homo

Stop Calling Me A Homo has been used by Joshu2uber, after he has made religious videos and has been called a homo. He fed the trolls on his videos by saying the line "Stop Calling Me A Homo". This sparked a meme online.

Joshu2uber: Stop calling me a homo, or... I don't know what!

by Checkin Teh Noobles October 30, 2012

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

backpack challenge

Remember last week when the hottest teen trend was standing still as a statue in goofy poses while your friend panned by with a camera? A simpler and safer time. Now, inspired by a group of students at Palmdale High School in California, the newest challenge to emerge from the primordial internet ooze involves lining up and forming a gauntlet on either side of a single person and then having every person in the lines throw their, ostensibly full, backpacks at him or her as he or she runs past, at full tilt, until succumbing to the packs and crumpling to the floor.

Let's do the backpack challenge m8
kk fgt
let's go cunt
m8
fuck me
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by osama.binladen December 2, 2016

textile challenged

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018

Sayori Challenge

The sayori challenge is a term used to basically say kill yourself in a way. The name orginated from a game called ddlc where a girl named sayori kills herself by hanging. This term can be mostly be found on tiktok.

Example: I'm gonna try the sayori challenge! (Their going to kill themselve )
Or
Example: You should try the sayori challenge (their telling you to kill yourself

by Imnotreal. January 30, 2023

Fuck Off Challenge

What you tell someone to do when they get obsessed over a challenge on the internet or just someone you fucking hate that's extraordinarily annoying.

Eric:"Rob, I think since you love doing dangerous challenges and not bothering to do anything productive in your life. I suggest you try the Fuck Off Challenge."
Rob:"The Fuck Off Challenge? How do you play it Eric?"
Eric:"Fuck off and do something productive with your life."
Rob: * D: *

by General saltine July 19, 2016