cane fraud

Faking the appearance of a disability by walking with or carrying a cane when not needed.

Common and easy to pull off because canes are cheap, and can cost under $10.

Usually done for the following reasons:
-To gain sympathy from onlookers
-To get a physician to declare one disabled
-To obtain a handicapped parking permit
-To be given priority in line or obtain priority seating reserved for the disabled (such as on a bus or train)
-To use electric shopping carts reserved for the disabled when in reality too lazy to walk
-To fraudulently obtain various disability benefits such as discounts or government handouts

I think my neighbor may be committing cane fraud. She sometimes walks with a cane and appears to struggle, and sometimes runs out to her car with no cane as if she is in a hurry to get somewhere.

by Bed time July 26, 2010

Caine

Super attractive. Loves to have sex all the TIME! Is the best leader ever!!!!

Person A: I heard that Caine had sex fifteen times!
Person B: He is such a Caine Lol!
Person A: Well he is fucking hot!

by keasey33 June 25, 2016

Caner Atilgan

The hang glider pilot who crossed the Bosphorus with a mosquito NRG in August 2006.

Hezarfen Ahmet Celebi (Turkish: Hezarfen Ahmet Çelebi) (1609 – 1640), who lived in the 17th century in Istanbul in the Ottoman Empire, is believed to have been one of the first aviators to have succeeded in flying with artificial wings. Caner Atilgan is the second person who flew over Boshphorus after almost 370 years.

by Açelya June 5, 2007

cape flourish

The action of swirling one's cape in dramatic fashion right before an announced exit, but doesn't necessarily require the actual presence of a cape to achieve the intended effect (see awkward arm swing but followed with an exit stage left and dramatic music). Usually preceded by a declaration of intent, ("Come dobby, we're leaving") and followed by an evil laugh.

Usually reserved for villains, but can also refer to would-be heroes who just want to look cool. The real utility of a cape, because let's face it, capes do nothing except make you look cool. Often results in the opposite effect.

Cartman from South Park: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..." (queue cape flourish)

"To the Bat Cave!"

"I am Count Dracula... *cape flourish* AH AH AH"

by Spatch Adams May 1, 2009

canella

A unique name. The one who has this name is sassy yet sweet. She will always make you laugh, everyone always looks forward to seeing them. Canella is the type that always is happy and has a good time . They are always good learners and smart but choose to hide it.

You are such a canella

by Wolf_lover_chick July 15, 2017

cainese

name of the language of when someone who makes typos doesn't correct their spelling and leaves it up to the reader to decipher what they're saying.

Person one, through text: yohwgivb me a cainese.senren3

Person two: what?

Person 3: she's asking you to give her a cainese sentence, in cainese

by glump September 7, 2020

Cape Coral High School

Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.

Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!"

Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"

Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."

Guy 2: "God help you."

by The truth about what is real February 27, 2022