New Canaan

Home of the biggest fucking tool in the world the one and only Teddy Montanus. Being the cockiest bitch ever Teddy prides himself off being "the fucking man". Thinks he gets with lots of girls but they are all atrocious dog faced bitches. Cant get hot girls because of his miniscule penis. Lets face it, hes a huge homo and the world woudl be better without him

Teddy leave New Canaan and don't ever return you giant homo

by Your not the man ted get over yourself April 4, 2005

Canada

Aside from what people think, We are not bear-basting hockey lovers. I actually HATE hockey, and I do not drink bear. Canada is a very laid back country, meaning you could smoke a
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.

A few facts...

-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)

Some people think that Canada is icey, and some people think it is a big forest. Wait - how can an igloo be in a forest.

by Mr_Canada June 2, 2008

What is this? Canada?

The question to ask when something or somebody does something out of the ordinary.

Justin: Hey guys, wanna play hockey?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?

Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?

by micky v! June 3, 2009

canada

a cool country, but most of the definitions by canadians or canadian supporters always bring up the US in thier arguement. Find something else to exploit. Most of the entries here state that america was racist, well incase you didnt notice, that statement is discrimitory.

"Americans are all racist, too bad im too stupid to notice what i just said was along the lines of racism"

by Vic April 22, 2004

Canadan

a supposedly correct demonym denoting a resident of Canada; Canadian. May also be used as an adjective.

The tourists are all Canadans.

by uttam maharjan August 19, 2010

Canandaigua

A city southeast of Rochester. Rivals with Victor. Known for lacrosse, Canandaigua Lake, Bristol Mountain, CMAC, and home of Wegmans, to name a few. Kids in the summer play in the lake or sit home. If you're an adult, you either take work off to go in the lake or bar hop. In the winter people go to Bristol Mountain or play hockey on the frozen lake, or sled anywhere you can find a good hill. It's a fun place to mess with tourists, and enjoy your life.

Hey, do you want to go to Canandaigua and play in the lake?

by lakelover222 July 3, 2017

Cainan

A very cute boy in my grade who is straight and adorable. He runs xc which is DEFINITELY NOT A GAY SPORT. He loves girls and once again is sooooooooooo hot. I think that everyone in the grade likes him because how could you not he is the coolest guy I have ever met because I JUST LOVE AND ADORE HIM. I LOVE CAINAN!

Girl: OMG! its cainan he coming towards us
Girl 2: (in a dreamy voice) catch me (sigh)

by The Painter Bob Ross November 24, 2019