Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by jjd241 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.
"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.
by mshanl1026 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.