canada's history 

An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.

This year there is no parliament until after the Olympics because Harper is conducting a session of "Canada's History".

canada's history by JennyKitKatKingKong February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Doing a sex tape with Pamela Anderson. There's been so many of them, that Pamela's beaver is now part of Canadian history.

Stephen Colbert will be playing the part of Tommy Lee in a docudrama about Canada's History.

Canada's History by bbbl67 February 5, 2010

canada's history 

A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.

Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.

canada's history by jmblas February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup.

I got arrested for being involved in Canada's History.

Canada's History by Osopolar February 9, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.

This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.

Dude! America! "Canada's History" was a JOKE!!! We didn't mean for you to actually try it!

Canada's History by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

(N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.

Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?

Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.

Canada's History by Drewburns February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.

Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?

Canada's History by Door4mat. February 5, 2010