A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
by Managing your crackhead picnic May 9, 2014
Get the crackhead picnicmug. by JH2005 January 10, 2020
Get the non-crack crackheadmug. 
It's what basic white girls are called on their birthdays. No, she's not a crackhead. It's literally just Sarah.
Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
by teachhertime October 14, 2020
Get the crackheadmug. by crislollol January 16, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. 
Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023
Get the captain crackheadmug.