Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Country coochin'

Wild country boys out lurkin' for that cooch.....it's called country coochin'!

Hey boys we goin out country coochin'!

by Mrscountryman January 28, 2019

country musex

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

by Krkič January 29, 2020

Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

Cross Country

The legends who wake up before the football team. Getting no recognition, they keep going anyways, even injured. The sweat and dust won’t bother them, however 10 push-ups will make them want to quit and die.

Sam: Our Cross Country workouts are so long…
Betsy: Ikr I wish I was a sprinter:(

by sussybaka1000000 December 14, 2021

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021