Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

Cooch

Female genitalia, often used as insult.
Coined by Nathan Johns in 2019

Josh Carpenter is a Cooch

by Nsheheheheheje December 16, 2019

cooch

other word for hoo-ha, va jay jay, down there, lady parts, coochie, cookie, muffin, pussay

john: hey lisa i like you a lot
lisa: get out of my cooch man

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 26, 2024

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

Queer Cooch

A Queer Cooch is what non queer males refer to as a butthole. Since most men done have vaginas gay men have no other choice but to have intercourse through the Queer Cooch

I’m going to do you in the Queer Cooch

by Wiener boy July 13, 2020